On today's episode of Maintaining Your Hipster Cred, it's Macklemore Goes to the Moped Store. Armed with 800 bucks in cash and a solid 0 ::expletive deleted:: given, he picks up his new ride and proceeds to take it Downtown. I don't know what Downtown he's talking about, but apparently it's full of expensive cars--but no one's got swag quite like Mack and his crew. That's probably why he's got this sweet honey trying to decide whether or not she wants to take a ride with him on his leather (he's lying, it's pleather) seats. It's a song of swag despite being broke, but don't be fooled: Eric Nally's vocals on the chorus and Ryan Lewis' sick beat are pure money.